Holy Bible Complete MP3 Audio Books Need A Home

Anyone able to donate about 300 to 500MB of web space (prefer HTTP protocol on default port 80) for the complete Holy Bible read aloud VIA MP3 files and some religious related PDF files (more scriptures, text though)? Need some space with lots of bandwidth available, I cannot really afford to pay (but I can pray), that's why I am begging...

Jesus Christ is a Jerk?

Who would be mean enough to email me (from auto@sparesomechange.com) this email that uses our domain name and insults Jesus?

Hey Jesus, I found a web page talking about you at http://www.jesus-christ.is-a-jerk.com (even your own domain name). Its on Google with top ranking (top 5 in Yahoo and MSN).

Chat with ya later, www.VirtualHolyBible.com.

This was an e-card from www.is-a-jerk.com :)

I know of that JERK site. It has to be someone I know that sent it because the email it was sent to is not used often. It's not very funny! It's possible it's a friend playing a practical joke on me (it's not April Fool's Day yet)?

May God bless you, we will pray for you...

BE NICE TO JESUS!

Fun Christian Online Tools And Applications

RELIGIOUS IMAGE MAKERS (church sign generators):

1. Holy Scroll Generator or Bible Scroll Generator (same image, one turned sideways)
2. Ancient Scriptures Generator (write on ancient handmade parchments)
3. * Jesus Saves Sign Generator (old sign from road trip to South Carolina)
4. * Bethlehem Motel Sign Maker (the birth place of Jesus Christ?)
5. * Jesus Christ Panhandling (write your own words on the sign)
6. * Jewish Rabbis Holding Protest Banner (change the lettering to customize your thoughts)
7. Holy Words Generator (held out hands with inspirational messages)
8. * Baptist Church Sign Generator (change the letters on the Baptist's church sign)
9. * Church of God Sign Generator (another religious church sign generator)
10. * Hanging Church Sign Generator (chain links holding up the sign, change the words)
11. * Catholic Church Sign Generator (switch around the lettering to your needs)
12. * Bible Church Sign Generator (rearrange the lettering)
13. * Holy Mission Sign Generator (men's shelter sign run by the church)
14. * Church of Christ Sign Generator (be blasphemous or be nice, you decide)
15. * Simpsons Church Sign Generator (change the letters on the First Church of Springfield's sign)
16. * Reformed Church Sign Generator (safe for work, SFW)
17. * Church of Christ Sign Generator v2 (desc soon)
18. * Gaylord Church Sign Generator (not very good quality, best we could find for "gay lord")
19. * Original Church Sign Generator (rearrange the block letters in this Baptist religion sign)
20. * Religious Temple Sign Generator (maybe monks or east indian)

21. http://jesus.christ.comicstripgenerator.com

22. http://pope.comicstripgenerator.com

    http://god.lord.comicstripgenerator.com

Links from http://www.signgenerator.org

More Web 2.0 Tools:

http://www.web20searchengine.com/web-tools/religion.htm

http://www.web20searchengine.com/web-tools/christian.htm

Some Christian/Religion Jokes/Humor:

http://www.comedysearchengine.com/comedy-humor/religion.htm

http://www.comedysearchengine.com/comedy-humor/christian.htm

Online Holy Bible Site Was Shut Down

WE ARE BACK ONLINE!

Sorry that www.VirtualHolyBible.com was down for a couple weeks or so, unfortunately I didn't have enough money to pay the hosting bill in my bank account and no one notified me that the account had been deactivated for insufficient funds. This affected sites www.RandomBibleQuotes.com, www.BibleGroup.org and www.BibleCompare.com also.

To run these sites, I have to have a business hosting account that costs almost $40/month plus the domain names cost a yearly fee. It's only about 500-600 bucks a year, but for a free web site, it is a big cost to me and my family (wife and 2 yr old son). If you wish to make a contribution to assist in these costs, you will find donate buttons on the main site...

Link To Virtual Holy Bible Please

We are hoping that if we set up "Link To Us" types of codes that maybe we are good enough now that people will actually link to us? So here goes...

	Exact phrase  All words  Any word

Above is our simple search box that you can add to your site or blog. Below is the HTML code (select all text in box, then copy and paste; Ctrl+C for copy and Ctrl+V to paste) our Bible search box.

<center><form action="http://virtualholybible.com/holy-bible/scriptureslist.asp"><input type="hidden" value="Holy-Bible" name="Submit"><table border="1" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" cellpadding="4"><tr><td rowspan="2"><a title="Online Holy Bible - Read, Study, Pray" href="http://www.virtualholybible.com"><img border="0" src="http://virtualholybible.com/holy-bible/bible.gif"></a></td><td><input name="psearch" size="20"> <input type="submit" value="Bible Search" name="Submit"> </td></tr><tr><td><font size=2><input type="radio" name="psearchtype" value>Exact phrase  <input type="radio" CHECKED value="AND" name="psearchtype">All words  <input type="radio" value="OR" name="psearchtype">Any word </font></td></tr></table></form></center>

For a simple text link to us, here's a sample you may edit easily:

Visit <a href="http://www.virtualholybible.com" title="Online Bible search tool.">www.VirtualHolyBible.com</a>.

We welcome suggestions (please comment).

Virtual Holy Bible.com Is Slowly Growing...

Our online Bible site is slowly growing and increasing in useability. We are mostly getting input and ideas from friends and family at the moment (not a well known site to get many web visitors yet I guess), but we invite you to get involved and submit a comment here to let us know what features we can program.

Some updates on www.VirtualHolyBible.com/:

- highlight search keywords in basic search (sample)
- highlite table row that you are reading
- language translations (Spanish, French, German, Latin)
- blogs relating to each verse (example)
- TTS (text to speech) technology (example) using MSAgent

We need more suggestions on ways to make this site even more usful as a Holy Bible study tool. What advanced features would make Bible lookups and reading easier for your online? We are trying to make the best tool, but without your input we cannot meet your needs!

Online HOLY BIBLE And Bible Study Tools

http://www.virtualholybible.com/ is a site currently in development (already a working site, but just the start) and is a standard Holy Bible search tool (nothing original yet) that is lacking a few imaginitive ideas to make it a unique Bible "search engine" and Bible study tool. We need your input (make a comment) to make this the most useful tool on the net (you give use the ideas and we will prgram it).

So far we believe one idea is orginal, you can compare a single Bible verse with other English Bible translations (over the last 4 centuries) when you have used search (example of Genesis 1:1). We need more original ideas like this or we will be just another ONLINE BIBLE SITE...

The site is only a week old to date, so please report any errors you come across. We will be working on this site for the next few months, so expect to see alot more on the way! We have help from www.GigahertzInc.com soon :)